...then things got worse. So now I am unique - just like everyone else. I love stimulating conversation, home-cookin, softball and long-haired dogs - especially Yorkshire terriers. They're good to wash your car with. They fit right in the bucket. Don't get me wrong, I know dogs are our best friends, but hey - they won't pick you up at the airport! I grew up in a house full of women, so I learned how to dance - waiting for the bathroom. I take music pretty seriously. This scar on my wrist, do you know what that's from? I heard the Bee Gees were getting back together again. I don't confuse motion with action or ruin an apology with an excuse. I believe sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty d*mned good. I can cook, but, I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, well, that's not going to happen. I do have a sensitive side too and even think it is ok to cry - but only under certain circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save his master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After a Peyton Manning game-losing interception against the New England Patriots. d. When my date is using her teeth.
Ahem...
...in a nutshell - I'm tall, athletic, and career-driven. Articulate but not condescending. Confident but not c**cky. I've run 5k's, hit homeruns, served aces, and played chess with the kid from the movie "Searching for Bobby Fischer". I've seen the world, seen the truth, and seen the light. But no, I can't juggle. I'm many things, just don't call me normal...
Steve, you are an amazing man and a good friend. Your creativity is an inspiration. Thanks for introducing me to views of the world (like this site) that I may not have seen.
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